what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
you just broke the fourth wall
well fuck my AU selves are having a hell of a time
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
if we havent talked in forever i am very sorry i thought i was annoying you